thegorgeousandthegritty:

Always cracks me up 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 (Taken with instagram)

rumpshaker:

fluril salon

lolsofunny:

when you get new followers but your follower count remains the same because other people unfollowed you

1. Lipstick is important

2. End him!!!!1

wolfcola:

when i die make sure my corpse has winged eyeliner

100yearsoflolitude:

melodysblog:

Sneaky peek of Jennifer Lopez wearing #melodyehsani LOVE rings in her new vid for Sweet Spot

I though these spelled “LAME” at first

fallthenflyy:

mage-of-derp:

hetaliantomato:

coterieinc:

DIY: BLACKHEADS, BE GONE

Bye bye blackheads: Use a half lemon and 3-4 drops of honey. Rub the lemon on your face, especially in blackhead-prone areas like nose, chin etc. Leave the lemon and honey mixture on your face for 5 minutes, then wash it with cold water. You should see the results immediately. Additionally, lemon juice will also fade other marks/spots on the face and honey will moisturize.

CAUTION: Never go out into the sun with lemon juice on your face. Lemon juice can make your skin photo sensitive, or extra sensitive to sunlight, resulting in the opposite effect - discoloration or burns. 

Wait at least 30 minutes before going outside.

This is Tumblr. Do you really think any of us go outside regularly?

reblogging for that last comment^

rosethouartsick:

Finally, eyeshadow for people who aren’t sissy girly babies who pee in their diapers.

LOL!

1950’s Kitchen Inspired Hats

cat-shaming:

This is Fisher. He knows better than to eat a package of cotton cosmetic pads because he’s just going to throw it up. He did.  I walked into it. He watched me do it from his perch on the couch as if he had nothing to do with it.

mani—ac:

Adventure time nail art.

AWESOME!!!!!!!!